I just realized the actor that plays Charlie in Numb3rs is the same actor that played Bernard the Elf in the Santa Clause movies.

Mind. blown.

If you're here because of my email, Mi-chan...the next fic down is the one I wanted you to take a look over before I posted it at smallfandomfest.

This is a long response to a comment_fic prompt, Harry Potter/Labyrinth, Harry/Jareth, hidden away.

( A Truly Hidden World )

Oh, Hardisan. I love you so much. If I didn't think Eliot would break my fingers in extra crunchy ways, I would write self-insert fic. That's how low you have brought me.

I'm working on a Leverage story for smallfandomfest. This is madness.

(Time for a Leverage tag!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3849895/1/Bad_Press
Classic "what if they found Teh Fic??!" story, with very amusing dialogue. ("I need to express my displeasure with high explosives!") Only fictionalized smut referred to.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4030287/6/The_Name_Game
This is the one where the kids try to figure out the names...I especially enjoyed the first chapter, and the chase scene. GEN FIC! No sex!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4346146/1/Stand_Back_Im_Going_To_Try_Science
Wheeljack, Perceptor and Starscream, and a practical application of scientiffic theory. No porn!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3888531/1/Polishing_Relations
Starscream discovers <s>the meaning of Christmas</s> the one thing humans are good for. (NO PORN I SWEAR)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4358567/1/Monument_To_Creativity
The life and times of the giant purple Griffin: Megatron is just misunderstood.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4434524/1/One_Time_Too_Many
Robots don't understand the preoccupation with sex without intention of procreation. No actual sex is had.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2110939/1/Staying_on_Top
Drinking is bad, mmkay? Pranks are probably not a good idea when your superior officer/tyranical ruler is involved.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3854891/1/Conversations_with_a_Trickster
Starscream bonds with a talking wolf (who knew humans had those?) on top of a mountain. This author has a bunch of other fics I like, especially her Skyfire/Starscream series linked to in the profile.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4287117/1/Never_Change
This is the one with ghost!Starscream notstalking Skyfire. And ghostly spark merging? Essence merging?

Okay, so remember how I was all "OMG I forgot how married Starscream and Skyfire were"??

Yeah, so I made a pair soundtrack for them. SkyfirexStarscream = win.

( If You'll Be My Star, I'll Be Your Sky: A Skyfire/Starscream FST. )

He died this morning at nine o'clock.

I felt like writing and yet nothing would work with me so I just decided to write something I didn't have to invest thought or emotion in. I think tomorrow I'll tackle that Peter-leaves-home idea maybe. Get at least an outline or something of an idea what I want to do with the ultimate thing.

I present what I did with my day...I probably should've just stuck with cleaning like you did. It would've been more productive, certainly. ^_^

Title: Shameless
Warning/Rating: uh. PG? There's necking with I suppose dubious consent. See summary.
Summary: Apparently sex pollen happens. Who knew? Content some might find to be offensive, if men touching men while wearing spandex body suits is offensive. I think that's all.

Being sick really bites. I keep thinking like, I feel better! And then I try to hack a lung up.

Anyway, Mi-chan, you want me to bring in Kabuki 2+3 tomorrow? And I was right about Madrox, I don't have issue 4. I do however have like seven Cable and Deadpool, and rereading just makes me more and more determined to buy the trade paperbacks.

I have a few random titles I want to share/think you'd like...want? Or I could just bring them Sunday...

Also, I called out today. If you hadn't noticed. heh.

I don't think I'm going to make it today, Mi-chan. I'm feeling better but I still can't breathe right. I'm hoping tomorrow.

I do have my shiny new laptop to comfort me in this, my time of sorrow...

1. Hero Ultimate Spider-man. The one where Peter gives DD something to think about. Will there be whip-stitching? I hopez, I hopez, I hopez...
2. Nothing like "I told you so" Post-CW Marvel-verse, where P&T are kidnapped by some people who do some things to them, trying to accomplish other things, and Peter is conflicted and Tony isn't as stupid as I sometimes suspect he is.
3. cracktastic sillyfic, Untitled pre-CW Marvel-verse, Peter and MJ have lists. This doesn't bode well for Peter.
4. Flexibility, ASM/New Avengers pre-CW, Tony totally has recording equipment.
5. Untitled USM, Peter leaves home after an argument with his Aunt. Where does he go?
6. Untitled Naruto, pointless Jiraiya and Naruto bonding fic.
7. Untitled Naruto, that one which plans to have a lot of smut, little explanations as to why certain characters are back and Kakashi.
8. Backtracking Naruto, requisite time-travel fanfiction.
9. Untitled Ouran Host Club, hitachins and fear.
10. Untitled PotC, AU -- so they didn't care about a Noble marrying a blacksmith?
11. Questionable Redemption, post-FF7/AC Aeris is insane if she thinks this is going to work.
12. When You're Only Halfway Up, Superboy/Teen Titans AU dealing with the revelations he's had and his anger with Supergirl.
13. Untitled smut, Superboy/Teen Titans, ....sex pollen.
14. Untitled, post-NFA Angel fic with rewriting of certain things.
15. Untitled Ninja-turtles. Post-apocalyptic time-travel.

I found the other Captain America/Spidey team-up! It's one of those all ages comics, and I don't know if they've collected them or not, but Spidey continues to be the most adorable fanboy ever. I will have to bring this issue into work tomorrow.

I said I was going to post about those two, didn't I? I think it's a case of Peter needing someone in the hero community who sees him as he is, young yes but still an equal...and for Logan, I'd say he's just surprised by how much Peter's high regard of him means to him. It's hilarious, even when Peter's pissed off at Logan, he thinks Logan's awesome.

I think I'll edit this post later if I can find my old scans but my brain is still wobbly.

I just thought about all the stories I've been meaning to show you -- or rather, that there are a lot -- but for the life of me I couldn't remember specifically and so I pulled a few out of my saved folder I thought you'd like

They're all general fics, slightly suggestive in the Brimstone stories, but I wouldn't say more than the show.

Brimstone
It's Not the End of the World, After All

Primrose Path

BTVS, Xander-centered -- This one is finished, and the sequel is being posted on the author's page.
Jedi Harris

But the important thing is, of course, I'm a big fan of yours. Where does my brain go immediately on that post? "Yay! Naybe DD won't be such a jerk to my poor jailbate!Spidey now!

Full post.

Ouch. Seriously. Oh, Cap...this is why Peter left his boyfriend for you.

Actually, I'd leave my boyfriend for him, if I had one.

Tony and Peter's explosive post-breakup blowout.

Is it just me, or on the fourth or fifth panel down, or the second panel on the second page, is Tony holding Peter to him? Like, clutching him?

Oh my God. Iron Man kills kittens! And babies! Which is almost worse than Captain America being tried and executed for TREASON! Captain America! THEY MADE SPIDEY CRY!

Ok, now good night for real!

Oh Mi-chan...there are so very, very many images I want to link you to....

But first of all, something I just found: Daredevil = Roxanne?!?
^_^

Annnd, this one where Spider-man owns everyone, ever.

And of course, yep, we're naked.


....there are more, but I tire. *muah* Goodnight, dear.